Well-Known Achievements
Roadblock on the launcher.
| Achievement Date / Timeline | Description |
|---|---|
| July, 1977 | The first documented sighting of Roadblock. An anonymous source claims Roadblock saved their life during the Great Snowfall of 1977 (see: The Early Days). |
| August, 1977 | Roadblock was banned from New Jersey following the mysterious disappearance of the state's supply of catnip. |
| 1980 | Roadblock's acting debut as Han Solo in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. |
| December, 1982 | Roadblock founded Adobe, a global software company notable for its creative tools (Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Illustrator, Premier Pro) used widely to this day in design and editing. |
| 1990-1994 | Roadblock attended Penn State University and earned his Bachelor Degree in Information Technology. |
| 1996-2001 | 1996-2001 marks Roadblock's five-year stint as a racecar driver. Having won the Daytona 500 all five years he particpated, Roadblock currently holds second-highest number of wins in NASCAR history, bested only by Richard Petty. |
| 2009-2013 | Roadblock served a four-year term as the 44th U.S. President. |
| 2013-2023 | Roadblock attended Harvard Medical School and earned his Doctor of Medicine in Orthopedic Surgery. |
| 2010 | Roadblock took courses at the Unmanned Aviation Center of Excellence in Arizona, certifying to be an RQ7 Bravo-V2 Crew Chief. |
| March, 2010 | Scared of Loud Noises, Roadblock's first album, was released. |
| February, 2013 | Roadblock was initially added to the FBI's Most Wanted list for alleged participation in a mail fraud scheme. The charges were later dropped. |
| September, 2013 | Roadblock gave his first TEDTalk on the effects of Quaalude abuse. |
| 2017 | "#Roadblock" first began trending on the social media app formerly known as Twitter, now called X. |
| 2017 | Catnip, Roadblock's second album, was released. In 2025, Roadblock is still Spotify's #1 most listened-to artist. |
| May, 2020 | Roadblock's best-selling novel, "Livin' Large: An Autobiography", was released. |
| October, 2021 | Roadblock launched Roadblock: The Sleep Collection, an assortment of photos which depict Roadblock sleeping in various locations. The goal of this project is to encourage and normalize healthy amounts of sleep and relaxation. |
| August, 2024 | Roadblock became an ordained minister in the state of Pennsylvania so that he could perform his friends' wedding ceremony. |
