About Roadblock
Roadblock ("/ˈrōdˌbläk/", born many years ago) is an accomplished American singer, songwriter, actor, businessman, philantropist, scholar, influencer, racecar driver, politician, ordained minister, motivational speaker, RQ7 Bravo-V2 Crew Chief, and orthopedic surgeon.
Referred to as "Blocc" by his closest friends, he is most widely recognized for his best-selling novel, "Livin' Large: An Autobiography", which details Roadblock's personal journey from rags to moderately well-off. With over 7 billion copies of his book sold, Roadblock's fans note the following as the most influential excerpt:
Who Is Roadblock?
Roadblock is the first ray of sunshine which pours through your window, rousing you at daybreak.
Roadblock is the surprise french fry at the bottom of your takeout bag.
Roadblock is 3 children in a trenchcoat who keep asking to "borrow" your ID.
Roadblock is a threat to democracy.
Roadblock is a 2023 Dodge Charger SXT with louvres and a carbon fiber spoiler.
Roadblock is outlawed in the American state of New Jersey.
Roadblock is a harbinger of peace, of chaos, of love.
Musical works of Roadblock's include his 2010 album Scared of Loud Noises, which features hit singles "Vacuum Cleaner Sorrow", "Garbage Disposal Blues", and "Stop Yelling at The Computer (It Can't Hear You)"; and his 2017 album Catnip, which features hit singles "Smack That", "Tap That", and "Big Money Cat".
In 2013, Roadblock made the FBI's Most Wanted list for allegedly defrauding a number of victims out of thousands of dollars in a mail fraud scheme. Upon capture, Roadblock informed his accusers that he simply did not commit the crime, and the charges were dropped.
Those closest to Roadblock say that despite his fame, he is actually very shy. When he is not working, Roadblock enjoys trying new foods, lounging atop the sofa, and aquatic aerobics. Roadblock's favorite TV show is Dexter (the original series), and his favorite movie is Gentleman Broncos.
